There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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