Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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