I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I got chris browned last night
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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