so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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