Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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