belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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