I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
