True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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