I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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