I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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