fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
