i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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