all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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