i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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