I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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