i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
