Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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