Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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