She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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