Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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