i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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