Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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