Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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