Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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