I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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