And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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