I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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