If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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