At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Couch. On fire.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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