He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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