Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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