he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm too high and old for this...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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