how can u be prego again
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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