i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the condom got lost in my hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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