she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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