Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
