I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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