IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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