Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
