is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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