we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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