So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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