Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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