i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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