Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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