Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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