sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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