Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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