Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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