Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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