4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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