i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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